April 2013
tanakas:
tanakas:
i love you guys so much
april fools i only love myself
methlabrador:
wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU...
methlabrador:
wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU...
xxthis-little-bluebirdxx:
fffightoffyourdemons:
i think harry and louis are in love
i don’t @ them on twitter telling them to come out
i don’t send hateful things to eleanor
i don’t think modest management is a satanic cult
i don’t care if someone ships elounor
most people that ship larry are like me
most people who ship larry just sit on tumblr
and cry bc soulmates
your hate blog is...
November 2012
March 2012
February 2012
mirror: fuck! you look hot today. i would penetrate you.
camera: ha you're ugly go back to bed
So many support blogs are going to be wrongfully...
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
itotallyrelate:
laugh-addict.com
Looking at things you wrote or comments you made...
itotallyrelate:
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
LOOK AT THE GAME MAKERS
peetainmybed:
katnss:
(gif by r-e-d-u-c-t-o)
playin with touch screens and shit
“hmmm let’s bring the temperature up to 45 degrees in the upper forest”
“is district 5 girl dead yet? she is now”
damn
“hey steve did you see this flower i planted here”
- “that’s nice jim”
“no steve you’re not looking”
“water? ahhaha not for you katniss”
